What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?